bitterness is overrated.

okay take a deep breath.

i'm done with all of this.

i've been aimlessly trying to catch up with readings but it's been proving difficult to concentrate!

just now i was having cravings for mushroom risotto....can somebody dish this up for me? like now, now, now!!

i've also been reading up on ancient erotic art, namely - japanese porn and the karma sutra. it's been...uhh quite an interesting experience, to say the least! but the funny thing is, i was doing my readings in the honours' room on wednesday, and i actually fell asleep while doing it! it's either i've become too over-exposed to sex and thus, sansitised or....i was too dead beat. i hope it's the latter. anyhow, i quickly packed all my stuff up and drove home for a quick nap before coming back to school at 6pm again (!!!!!) to watch some lame ass 1983 movie on nuclear fallout for my arms control course.


my kitteh is cute.
she has plonked herself on my coursepack on my table, thus effectively preventing me from doing any of my readings for the rest of the night! heh heh heh.

"why you never do your readings??" (asks the tutor)

"because the kitteh sleeep on my homework!" (my reply)

this is retarded. hahahaha.

oh btw, in case you haven't realised, kitteh is lolspeak for kitty. if you dunno what iz lolspeak, plz 2 g00gle itz. spank you.



i have a new dream
it is to go visit europe - more specifically, Scandinavia. Because all the cute guys and pretty girls originate from that region! hot hot hot. and also because just being of scandinavian/viking descent is so uber cool. do not ask me why. it just is okay.
and it's the land of midnight suns and polar nights, and it's where there's ikea (i.e. sweden) and daim chocolate (i.e. sweden too)
and then there is also the little mermaid (please don't tell me she doesn't exist, i know....just let me...pretend okay!) in denmark and again, hot blonde haired blue eyed hunks (i think i said this earlier)
maybe i will save up for a grad trip!! so exciting!
singaporeans are butt ugly. it's painful to walk on the streets sometimes so i want to go somewhere where i'll be surrounded by eye candy!! ooooooh.

i have developed a taste for kimchi-flavoured instant noodles. they are consuming my life and taking over my diet. very soon, my hair will drop out in clumps and i will start spewing korean vulgarities. other than that, i love adding in fresh kimchi and also chilli flakes along with some seaweed strips! oooh just thinking about it makes my mouth water. i have to stop blogging about food. amazingly enough, i'm eating these noodles around 2-3 times a week for the past 3 weeks and i've not gotten sick of them yet! they are so damn good. so damn good. ahhh.

also, i don't want to grow up or grow old! i am turning 22 in about 12 days. this fact scares me because i am no longer 21. 21 sounds like a nice and perfect and flitty young age to be. why can't i stay 21 forever?!

i realised that i have this horrible habit when typing. i actually mumble the words that i type out, as in i speak them out loud...freaky or what?! that's abit scary right....i'm actually saying all these words slowly as i type them out....i think i have some kind of brain-mouth disorder. i also do it when chatting with people online, and also when i sms. this is so freaking autistic. seriously. i have to stop this habit. oh yeah, i also do it when i'm typing out emails or essays. surprisingly though, it only happens when i'm typing, not when i'm writing stuff down with pen and paper. thank goodness, or i'd look like some weird ass shit when i'm in class.


i met some very interesting people this week. they are making life easier and school days more exciting! hehehehehe. you know what i mean, if you know what i mean.
sometimes attracting the wrong demographic isn't that bad after all ;)

i have a birthday wishlist :)

1. a new black handbag for going out with (not a big one for school, but a nicely sized one for shopping/movies/dinner)


2. chloe perfume (i love this. i think i will make this my scent)
   



3. a new ipod nano/classic


4. black slingback stilts!



5. pinkish pearl earrings..pale pink not peachy pink (i think that light pink pearls are very pretty)



6. a new kitten (preferably male)


7. a new laptop...maybe a mac? (dunno)


8. cooking/baking classes so that i can be like nigella lawson and so that i can open my own patisserie


9. spongebob squarepants pyjamas!

(stay tuned....more to come!)

if you cannot meet any of these requirements, i also accept cash or cheque.

all modes of delivery are welcomed! meet ups, snail mail, air mail, party delivery etc.
lastly, i understand if you have budgetary constraints. however that is no excuse not to get off your lazy butt and go find some other friends to share a present with. that's THAT!

hrmph.

over and out!


:)